The Modesto Bee has another column of Q & very funny A by Mr. Library Man. My fav:
Q: You know that phrase "information is power"? If that were true, wouldn’t librarians be the most powerful people on earth?
A: Shhh! You’ve figured it out. Librarians are the mighty overlords of the planet. Our low pay (relative to education and expertise) and our lack of public esteem are part of a massive cover-up.
Definitely click through and read the rest.