Comments on: A Vote for Me is a Vote for Change!

By: XPU

XPU — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:29:48 +0000

Just remember, if you vote for AL and not me you are voting for death to polar bears, unbridled nuclear war, and continued woes at Wrigley.

By: NeverWanted2B

NeverWanted2B — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:28:47 +0000

AL, If I vote for you, could you do something about all the blowhards on the ALA Council list. I was subscribed to it once – no I was not on Council, After about two weeks of so much irrelevant nonsense and petty tirades, I set it to “nomail”. Then I just never missed it enough to change it back.

By: Auntie Nanuuq

Auntie Nanuuq — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:46:36 +0000

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“What’s the difference between the Annoyed Librarian and a pit bull?” AL is (usually) Funny, AL is Intelligent, AL Thinks for Herself, AL makes some really good observations (most of the time), AL looks better in a spiked leather collar, AL obviously doesn’t need a master, AL doesn’t bite without reason, AL drinks Martinis….the list is endless. As for ALA, I have never been a member, I Never will be…considering my salary, it’s so not worth it. As for being ALA president, you get to go to a SLIS graduation ceremony, make a speech & “hood” the graduates wearing tacky clothes, white, brown & orange striped socks, and sensible brown shoes.

By: Hero

Hero — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:29:52 +0000

“The dissolution of the ALA would eliminate global warming, bring about world peace, and bring the Cubs a World Series Championship.” ~XPU

From you lips to God’s ear!

By: ASX

ASX — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:52:04 +0000

Vote for me.

I am unemployed and willing to work for librarian wages.

By: The UnWaltCrawford

The UnWaltCrawford — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:21:37 +0000

Vote for me. I’ll get rid of the ALA even faster than that XPU guy up there.

I’ll sign an executive order…and then I’ll have a brewski.

By: Seethelibraryfrommyhouse

Seethelibraryfrommyhouse — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:08:58 +0000

What’s the difference between the Annoyed Librarian and a pit bull? Uh, can I get back to you on that?

By: Dances With Books

Dances With Books — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:38:01 +0000

I had no idea AL had a doctorate. All this time we should have been addressing her as “Dr. AL, or would it Dr. Annoyed Librarian?”

Anyhow, you certainly would have my vote, except I dropped my membership in that big overbloated albatross ages ago. As far as I am concerned, if it were to go away, I would not really miss it. In the event that you do win and do send for all of us to go there, I will be there, if nothing else than to witness history in the making (ALA going broke and a big librarian gathering for cocktails. What is not to like?).

By: NFK

NFK — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:30:35 +0000

Don't vote for any of the above.

I am the only real choice and I will give you exactly what you fantasize the most about when you think of a librarian at a conference.

By: Real Madrid

Real Madrid — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:04:07 +0000

Vote for me. All travel to conferences will be free and there will be no registration fees thanks to ALA supported video poker machines installed in libraries (and your gate counts will go up too!).