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Survival of the Fittest, and We’re All Pretty Fit

It’s always nice when people praise public libraries, even if those people are librarians. It’s good to know that at least someone is willing to go on the record to say the kind of thing most people would never dare say: libraries are good things. No, wait, everyone is willing to say that. Probably even most of those people in Oregon who keep voting to shut down their public libraries think public libraries are good in the abstract, as long as someone else is paying for them. And that’s the tricky part, who pays for them? Those folks in Oregon thought the federal government should keep paying for them in the roundabout way it had been doing for years, but weren’t willing to pay for libraries themselves. The rest of us? Well, libraries tend to be popular. Taxes to support them often pass. Lot of public libraries, the Carnegie ones, were founded only because the community was willing to continue supporting them after Carnegie donated the startup funds. But now, as many ...
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Lessons from the Cranky Librarian Debacle

If you’ve missed the story of the Cranky Librarian, then you can catch up here and here. It’s quite a tale. By the way, that’s not this Cranky Librarian, who sprang to life and then immediately fizzled in 2005, or this one who started strong in 2007 and had a good run before succumbing to blog paralysis in 2015, or this one who Tumbld oh so briefly in 2016. Cranky librarians, we hardly knew ye. No, it’s this Cranky Librarian, head of adult services at the Evanston (IL) Public Library, and it’s her debacle from which we have so much to learn. You can read the long sordid history in the articles, but in brief: in 2014, Cranky Librarian invited a pro-Palestinian author to speak at the library. The director cancelled the speech. The author cried censorship and created a PR mess. The director uncancelled the speech. Three years later, Cranky Librarian commented on Facebook about a flyer claiming the library had “Free & Equal Access for All,” saying, “Some organizations are ...
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The Pirates are Coming for Your Textbooks

Not too long ago I’m pretty sure I skimmed an article arguing that college libraries should start buying more textbooks, which isn’t something they normally do much of. I wish I could remember the details, because it was probably well meaning and had the needs of students foremost. It was also probably deluded, because the college textbook market is a desperate racket, with inflated prices and frequent minor changes of edition to offset the fact that the information in them rarely changes and students are happy to rely on used books. The only people happy with the market for textbooks are textbook publishers and the small number of professors who sometimes profit handsomely from a textbook that sells well. Only it turns out that the textbook publishers might not be that happy either. Obviously they’re displeased that the demand for their wares is static and low, hence the frequent “updated” editions. And now, according to this article, they’re worried about piracy, because ...
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The Security Solution for Your Library

Something must be slightly off in libraryland when the other AL, known mostly for perky puff pieces about public libraries, is writing about “emerging safety concerns” @ your library. The article offers practical advice because librarians in “all types of libraries [but mostly public libraries] continue to be concerned about challenging patrons.” You can follow that advice if you like, but I have other advice for you just in case. Vaping and marijuana The other AL recommends telling puffing patrons that they’re violating the fire code and should quit puffing or leave. That’s because librarians are much too nice. Solution: Since people who smoke in enclosed public spaces have already signaled that they're completely indifferent to the air quality and comfort of others, being considerate of their air quality is unnecessary. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire, and where there’s fire, there should be fire extinguishers. A couple of blasts from one of those and the smokers tend ...
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Looks are All that Matters

Some people apparently find being a librarian a problem. They don’t want people to know they’re librarians, so they avoid wearing buns and shushing people. You’d think the problem would then be solved. Sometimes I also find being a librarian a problem, particularly when I see articles like this one: Tattoos and baseball caps: This is What a Librarian Looks Like – in pictures. It’s times like that when I weep for the future, but then I get distracted and move on. The headline is a little misleading. Of the 15 librarians pictured, I found two tattoos and one baseball cap. Both of the tattoos could be easily hidden if the owners decided to, and of course the baseball cap could be removed. This is more subjective, but only one of the librarians pictured seemed to scream, “Please look at me and pretend I’m interesting!” And, again, the baseball cap could be removed. There’s a rainbow hipster beard. That seems pretty desperate for attention as well, but I’m hoping it was at ...
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The Lemonade Stand of Broken Dreams?

How early is too early to find out the world doesn’t really care about your interests, wants, desires, or needs? 30? 25? 17? I have a strange feeling that in Berkley, Massachusetts, the age is going to be around 9, because that’s the age of one of the girls who are selling lemonade to save the local public library from closing. In June, Berkley voters “will choose between two override versions — an Option A to raise an additional $950,000 and Option B that would generate an additional $675,000.” and according to those who should know “adopting the more expensive override version is the only guarantee of avoiding ‘critical cuts’ — including closing the library….” With a population of “around 6,500 residents,” that’s a cost of about $146 per person. At one point in the recent past, the town had 1,970 households. That adds up to about $482 per household in a town where the median household income is around $81,094. The lemonade stand run by the passionate little girl ...
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